I do believe these are hilarious.
Nov 24
[video]
Nov 22
Hello, yo.
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This is from a site called, Omegle. Where, it basically connects you with a completely random stranger on the internet, looking for another "stranger" to chat with. At times, it is quite funny, with what the conversations end up to be... I am, "You:
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Connecting to server...
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Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
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Stranger:
heyy
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You:
hjeeyy
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You:
yo.
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Stranger:
asl?
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You:
14/M/CA yo.
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You:
you? yo.
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Stranger:
15 f ny
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Stranger:
that whole yo thing is pretty fucking classy.
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You:
yeah, i know right? yo.
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Stranger:
you should stop.
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You:
why, yo?
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Stranger:
because there is no point to it.
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Stranger:
so its vaguely irritating.
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You:
bummer, yo.
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You:
why do you despise it? yo?
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Stranger:
idk
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Stranger:
its annoying.
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You:
its all in the head, yo.
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Stranger:
arent you profound.
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You:
indeed, yo. indeed..yo.
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Stranger:
so whats a nice boy like you doing in a place like this?
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You:
cuz it cool, yo.
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Stranger:
why is it cool?
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Stranger:
what do you get out of it?
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You:
i like it, yo.
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You:
k? yo. k, yo.
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Stranger:
you are veryyy smart.
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You:
indeed, yo. i *am* profound, yo.
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You:
:)
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You:
:)
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Stranger:
WOAH. THAT WAS A LITTLE TOO MUCH, TOO SOON.
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You:
wow, you are profoundly smart, yo.
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Stranger:
you seem to be overusing the word profound, my friend
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You:
girl, you be startin stuff, yo. im not yo friend, yo.
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Stranger:
sorry, i thought you would understand. i guess you're just too busy being a dick.
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You:
ROFLCOPTER xDDD, yo.
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You:
-_-, yo.
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Stranger:
what do you look like?
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Stranger:
because i am imagining you short...and blonde
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Stranger:
and you look like christopher robin in my mind.
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You:
i'm imagining you looking like amy winehouse for some reason, yo.
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Stranger:
thats a wonderful compliment. she is a beautiful creature.
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You:
psh, sweet lollipop dreams, MY FRIEND, yo.
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Stranger:
woah. you need to get ahold of yourself, pal
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You:
i already got a hold of myself, yo.
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You:
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Stranger:
was that supposed to be sexual? cause if so, i got it.
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Stranger:
and if not, i suck.
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You:
its a quirky smiley face, yo.
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You:
= eyes D big grin, yo.
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Stranger:
yeah, im not mentally handicapped
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Stranger:
i was talking about: Stranger: i already got a hold of myself, yo.
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You:
oh, i did not know, yo.
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You:
good day, yo. good times, yo. good times...yo.
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You:
hah, have a great day, YO.
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You:
buhh bye, yo.
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Your conversational partner has disconnected.